Adnan Ghalib

Everyone’s favorite smug paparazzi, Adnan Ghalib, was involved in an attack which left him wounded over the weekend. Adnan was stabbed in the arm and received facial lacerations as well as a black eye. He is reportedly doing ok and will make a full recovery to continue his journey into becoming the next pseudo-celebrity. Expect to soon find him wandering the aisles of your local Target for cold sore medication after parasitically latching onto the face of his next fallen-from-grace celebrity.

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