Angelina hasn’t yet delivered

OK! and ET both confirmed Angelina Jolie gave birth on Sunday. PEOPLE, however, respectfully disagrees and is deciding not to jump on the baby bandwagon. Instead, they went to Jolie’s rep who denied this rumor, simply saying, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

Great. Because I wouldn’t have known what to do if this had actually happened. I may have had to lie down from the sheer shock of Angelina giving birth on Sunday instead of the projected 2 - 3 weeks from now. My life was almost thrown into chaos. Ahh!