The Blemish

Damn You Derek Jeter

By , 10:25 AM on May 22, 2008, 11 Comments

Minka Kelly

has dated an impressive list of starlets throughout the years. He’s purported to have ran his penis through Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Vanessa Minnillo, Adriana Lima, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey and Jordana Brewster and may have given each of them herpes, the gift that keeps on giving. Now, Page Six says is tearing up Friday Night Lights star, ’s, vagina.

Though Kelly’s publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly’s dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the “Friday Night Lights” actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. “She’s still playing the field,” one source told us.

It’s not entirely clear why women continue to flock to when there are rampant rumors about him and herpes. You’d think celebrities would be put off by that, but no, it seems they’re rather fascinated by sores on their lips and genitals which can last two to twenty one days. This must be a new Hollywood fad. Had I known this, I wouldn’t have chosen to remain chaste for all these years. Yea, that’s right, I’m virginal not because I’m socially inept or that women are creeped out when I ask them to role play my civil war porn fantasies, but because I CHOOSE to be.

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  • sandy

    funny you say Jeter allegedly gave women herpes. Where are his lip sores. Surely we would see them at some point. Be careful what you repeat from “reputable” mag rags.I think that was a huge story concocted by Cash Warren becuase he and Jessica Alba had broken up at the time, and besides if Jessica has herpes, won’t she pass it on to their child? think about that. I think Minka is cute and if she likes Jeter,that’s their business, not ours.

  • capt. cornhole

    There are several “flavors” of herpes, I’m no expert, but I don’t think they can cross pollinate (generally).

    Crotch herps stay in the crotch area and pie hole herps stay around the lips.

    If Jeter’s peter’s all scabby you wouldn’t see it unless he was stuffing it in your mouth. If he was careful you wouldn’t even know. If he bent a gal over and started ganking her cornhole…she’d never know till her chitlins started oozing puss.

  • jennifer

    If Jeter’s peter’s all scabby you wouldn’t see it unless he was stuffing it in your mouth. If he was careful you wouldn’t even know. If he bent a gal over and started ganking her cornhole…she’d never know till her chitlins started oozing puss

    LMAO!!! Jeter has herpes and his following refuse to believe saint jeter would have it. Jeter is known for taking skanks home from the club. TMZ has him on video picking up a blonde skank from a club in New York and making her walk to the corner while he and his driver drove around and picked her up. LOL! Jeter has a different hotel room on many of his road trips, people working at these hotels have witness his pick ups usually two or three skanky looking blondes that he takes to his room with him

  • Brit

    That man is a scant and so are all the hoes with him. EVERYONE who knows anything about the man behind the scenes in the New York clicks knows fully well what his life is all about. He prowls whores like a stray cat who hasn’t eaten in weeks. He has no gumption about giving these women herpes because he’s sore about how he got it in the first place. He’s also an arrogant prick who has a special fetish for pale blonde girls with straight horse teeth or the typical dark raven long haired wanna be starlet. He’s not gay as so many suggest but he certainly has swung the other way in the past.

  • Tania

    I think Jeter’s a HYPOCRITE. He pretends to be such a great influence on kids and the life he leads off the field is so dirty. Any woman who’d be interested in such a guy needs to have her head examined. I used to be a fan, no more. I don’t see what people see in such a sleazeball like him.

  • Alison

    I think Derek is an Excellent team captain & player regardless of all of this criticism. I also think he’s very young.
    I just wish he’d mature& realize he’s being examined under a micro scope & he should get the word out that he’s learned from his mistakes. That’s the only way for him to redeem himself as a person off the field.