Look at Jack Black. He’s so craaaaazy. Always doing those wacky things. This time karate at the Cannes red carpet for Kung Fu Panda. He’s soooo funny. I wish I could be like Jack Ass, I mean, Black.
Sure, Angelina is laughing now, but she won’t be so amused when Jack goes to fake karate chop her belly and accidentally hits it. Really hard.