Jason Biggs in secret wedding

In news that will surely stun you, Jason Biggs secretly married his fiancee Jenny Mollen last Wednesday in LA. It was just them. No family, no friends. A source tells Star:

“They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private wedding and that is exactly how they wanted it.”

Right. Okay. “Secret wedding.” I beg to differ. I think it’s more like no one cared. The same way no one cares about my secret rendezvous with that delicious mousse cake every night. *Wipes tear from eye* Why doesn’t anyone care?!