Jason Biggs

In news that will surely stun you, Jason Biggs secretly married his fiancee Jenny Mollen last Wednesday in LA. It was just them. No family, no friends. A source tells Star:

“They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private wedding and that is exactly how they wanted it.”

Right. Okay. “Secret wedding.” I beg to differ. I think it’s more like no one cared. The same way no one cares about my secret rendezvous with that delicious mousse cake every night. *Wipes tear from eye* Why doesn’t anyone care?!

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