Paris Hilton

The big news today is Paris Hilton may be with child or at least trying hard to fake it. As is suggested by this shot of Paris walking around with Benji Madden yesterday looking pregnant or fat. Whatever you want to call it.

So, has Paris Hilton’s dream finally come true? Can she finally one up that bitch Nicole Richie? Can Paris’ overstretched woman parts even keep a fetus from falling out? Maybe these photos of Paris possibly covering up a baby bump with a towel and falling in love with her own reflection will help answer those questions. Or maybe not.

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