Vin Diesel

Not that any of you care, but Vin Diesel and girlfriend/model Paloma Jimenez are now the proud parents of a baby girl. No one knows the baby’s name because everyone was too busy scratching their asses to ask. However, they do know she was born in April. And no, I’m not late on this. This was reported today, June 6, more than a month later.

Next time instead of reporting on a celebrity baby they don’t care about, they can just type the name of the mom and dad, whoever is more famous, and trail off into a bunch of ellipses, like so, Vin Diesel…… It’ll save them a lot of trouble.