Anna Kournikova

In an exclusive interview with Sports Illustrated, Anna Kournikova says she’s “not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox,” since leaving the pro circuit. Thanks, but no one cares. Show us your tits!

“Girls look at him. Guys look at me,” she told Sports Illustrated. “It goes with the job, but it gets annoying when you feel violated. Just take the picture and be done.”

Hold on a second. What does that have to with showing us your tits? I’m pretty disappointed with this exclusive interview so far. Maybe the pictures will be better. This is Sports Illustrated after all.

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Oh, well, that settles it. Sports Illustrated finally turned into Cosmo. Bunch of nancies.