Britney and Madonna kiss

Britney Spears is planning to join Madonna on her Sticky & Sweet tour where they will perform a mash-up of Madonna’s The Beat Goes On and Britney’s Pieces of Me. The Sun describes the performance as XX-rated, even though it’s not.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

I’ve seen a show like this before, but it had a bunch of other performances too. Like, after I saw a tubby failure and a manly woman being bandaged together, I saw some guy bite the head off a chicken and then I saw someone they called Lobster Boy. I forgot what the show was called, but it was freaky.