Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl has royally pissed off producers and writers of Grey’s Anatomy after implying the writing sucks hard. In response, they’ve written a special story arc for her.

The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”

In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.

“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

I would have just tied this dumb bitch to her bed and beat her with a bar of soap stuffed in a sock, but this works too. The advantage to this mental warfare is it’s more “legal,” longer lasting and doesn’t leave any marks. The disadvantage is you don’t get to beat Katherine Heigl with a bar of soap stuffed in a sock.