Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian spent the better part of yesterday afternoon spreading her legs at Bar Pitti. Only two incidents of dry heaving and one incident of explosive vomiting occurred before the CDC received notification and decontaminated the scene. They say teachers are the real heroes of our society, I beg to differ. That distinction clearly goes to the brave people at the CDC.

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