Melissa Theuriau is a hot French reporter constantly being masturbated to by the populace of France (proof up above). She’s also the reason I watched French news even though I don’t understand a word of their devil speak. Now that you know why she’s famous, here she is topless and pregnant at the beach with her husband. Leave it up to that caveman to ruin a perfectly good woman. People call him the Jordan Bratman of France. Just kidding. I made that up. You believed me didn’t you? Admit it. You so totally believed me. Don’t lie.

Photos are NSFW. Click through at your own risk.

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