Two days after his car accident, Bill Luckett, Morgan Freeman’s attorney and business partner, confirmed to Access Hollywood that Freeman is “involved in a divorce action.” Freeman and his wife of 24 years, Myrna Colley-Lee, have been separated since December of 2007 for “legal and practical purposes.”

I can’t help but feel responsible for the dissolution of their marriage. I told Freeman that if he ever got divorced, we could go out and tap some barely legal ass. Dude, I was only joking.