Tara Reid on the runway

recently hinted to PEOPLE that she is attempting to breed with her boyfriend Julien Jarmoune.

“I’m ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a girl. And a traditional wedding, the big dress, the princess thing. What every little girl dreams of.”

Whoa, whoa. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, Tara. You should wait and see what the CDC has to say about this first. Maybe think it through a little as well. Pregnancy is no joke. Especially when your baby is sitting in your diseased womb, arms folded, grumpy, constantly kicking your vagina and yelling, “This is bullshit!”