Joe Jonas

Taylor Swift claimed yesterday that her ex, Joe Jonas, broke up with her in a 27 second phone call and was cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Joe Jonas, 19, felt the need to defend himself. Mostly because he wants to get his dick wet as much as possible before his band goes the way of Hanson and everyone notices he looks like a huge dork. Joe wrote on his MySpace:

I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.

For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.

Translation: Joe Jonas called Taylor Swift for a threesome but she said no. Next time, Joe should be more tactful. Like, when they’re out at dinner, slip a roofie in her drink.