Dina Lohan

While Lindsay is busy pimping MySpace and having online wars with her dad, her brother [ed. note: huh?], Michael,  turned 21 which was enough reason for Dina Lohan to drag him to 1Oak to party. Page Six said Dina left early. Probably at the behest of her son because she was embarrassing him with “mom” stuff, like, getting shit-faced and asking his friends if they wanted to motorboat her. “Moooommm!”

In related news, Michael Lohan might have his very own blog. This is a joke, right? No one is this desperate for attention. *Looks in mirror* Oh, wait.