Scarlett Johansson also in The Spirit

Scarlett Johansson also showed up for the premiere of The Spirit and while her, um, personality wasn’t as impressive as Paz Vega’s, she held her own.

I asked Ryan Reynolds his thoughts on me banging his girlfriend and he told me to go for it. Okay. I lied. I asked the cardboard cut out of him I keep in my room. And he didn’t tell me to go for it. He just stared back at me with his piercing eyes and chiseled abs and I could swear he winked at me. Ryan Reynolds winked at me. Oh glorious day! I’m all yours Ryan.