Jerry O'Connell and Rebbecca Romijn

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell are the proud parents of twin daughters Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip. The two were born Dec. 28.

Having their birthday so close to Christmas could be bad. Depending on whether or not they celebrate it, Rebecca and Jerry might decide to combine the two events and give them one present. This is made worse by them being twins. It may mean even more combining! Now they have to fight over who gets to play with their Christmas/birthday present. As they mature, they will eventually hate their parents for doing this to them.

In related news, I’m no longer allowed in the maternity ward. Apparently, a new baby is supposed to be a “joyous” occasion. Yea, well, tell that to the kid over there whose mother just snuck out of the hospital. I’m sure he’ll be real happy locked underneath the staircase of his adoptive parents’ house.