The Blemish

Someone’s stealing the Jonas Brothers’ underwear

By The Blemish, 5:42 PM on Jan 16, 2009, 2 Comments

The Jonas Brothers in Mexico City

The Jonas Brothers have tightened security after underwear bandits have taken to stealing boxers from their dressing rooms and leaving notes that read, “Your undies are safe with us. … The Undie Snatchers!”

This would be cooler if the boxers ended up on eBay. That way I can buy them and put them into my collection. Uh, I mean. I can burn them. Yea. With fire and shit. Heh heh. Nothing to see here.

Related:
Police fear The Jonas Brothers
| More

Web Finds

  • Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
  • The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

2 Responses to “Someone’s stealing the Jonas Brothers’ underwear”