The Jonas Brothers in Mexico City

The Jonas Brothers have tightened security after underwear bandits have taken to stealing boxers from their dressing rooms and leaving notes that read, “Your undies are safe with us. … The Undie Snatchers!”

This would be cooler if the boxers ended up on eBay. That way I can buy them and put them into my collection. Uh, I mean. I can burn them. Yea. With fire and shit. Heh heh. Nothing to see here.