Jeffrey Dean Morgan @ Watchmen

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Grey’s Anatomy, Weeds and Watchmen, just found out he had a 4-year-old son with actress/producer Sherrie Rose. Rose confirmed the rumor to Us. The source went on that Morgan is shocked but wants to be in the kid’s life. The standard, acceptable response.

Geez. Jeffrey should have done what I did and moved to a different state, changed his name and appearance. I find wearing a monocle and top hat and calling yourself Mr. Peanut makes a great disguise. Plus, you seem really classy.