Lauren Conrad is out promoting “The Hills”
By The Blemish, 8:14 AM on Apr 06, 2009, 8 Comments
With the premiere of final seasons of The Hills tonight, MTV needed to drum up some publicity. A good way to do that is to force the star of the show into a bikini and onto the beach. Ergo, here’s Lauren walking around Malibu with some type of mongoloid. I think he may be retarded actually. It’s like he’s never seen a camera before and Lauren is standing there worried he might run to attack it. In moments like this, I always beat my retards down with a Geinko stick. Geinko. The only retard beating stick you will ever need. (This message paid for by the Geinko stick company.)
Someone ought to introduce her to a gym. She is a pretty girl, but she could be totally hot with some work. I am sure she is too lazy to care. Insipid be-otch.
are you serious?? why on earth does she need to go to a gym? she has a sexy body and going to a gym would only flatten some of her sexy curves.. you are special in the head
u make me laugh everytime. love your posts.
That’s that douchebag from Orange County (jack black flick) that had a soul patch. He’s semi-famous so you starfuckers should know whom he is by now.
In other news, did I use “whom” properly?
Hold on. Is that the guy from the short-lived show “Invasion”?
His name is Kyle Howard…the rich guy from My Boys
she is really hot
It is politically incorrect to use the word RETARD!!! I think that of all people TMZ should get on the band-wagon and promote people using a kinder term such as developmentally delayed or disabled…… to call that guy a retard is also much like a slap in the face for most ppl with handicaps…nice one a**holes!!