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Apparently, today is get supermodels naked and photograph them day which is totally fine by me. Who am I to tell photographers how to make a living? The latest supermodel to be stripped of her clothes is Bar Refaeli who’s featured on the cover of Esquire adorned with text from Stephen King’s new story “Morality.”

It’s not a bad idea actually. You can open these pics up in front of your boss and pretend you’re reading a novel. “Boobs, what boobs? Oooooh, those boobs. I didn’t even notice,” you’d say. All the women in the office will think you’re into books too which is another big plus. Women like men who are well read. Your co-worker will ask, “You’re into Stephen King too?” and a few minutes later you two are totally doing it on top of a copy machine.