Brandi Glanville leaves Eddie Cibrian

When there’s video evidence of you making out with the woman you’re allegedly cheating on your wife with, it’s pretty hard to deny an affair. Especially when you’re caught “hanging out” outside the house of your wife’s best friend. Such is the case with Eddie Cibrian. Now his wife, Brandi Glanville, has left his ass over these affairs. Yes, affairs. Pluarl. Did I mention he’s also rumored to have had one with a 24-year-old model named Scheana Marie Jancan?

“Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart,” says Glanville, 36, mother of Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. “I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn [Rimes] deserve each other.”

Thus, hopefully, puts an end to this mess. The only one not getting any action in this story is Brandi and that’s sad. She’s actually quite pretty at certain angles. She should come to my house and look to the left while I comfort her with my kind words and gentle caress.