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Brooke Hogan Is Stressed

By , 9:40 AM on Aug 19, 2009, 21 Comments

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Entrancing songstress , scheduled to perform alongside Sean Kingston, LMFAO and Kristine Elezaj, had to pull out of Party 105′s Mega Jam concert in New York due to anxiety attacks. Her penis became untucked which I assume would be really stressful when you’re pretending to be a girl.

“Brooke is incredibly sensitive,” a source close to the starlet said. “She really cares about everyone around her and takes on a lot.”

You know what I always wondered? If Brooke tapes her penis up like everyone suspects, what happens when she gets a boner? Does she have to take some meditation classes to keep that in check or do all those estrogen shots keep her from having one.

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  • Recourse

    Wow I just can’t believe that the person pictured here is only 21 years old. She looks like the crypt keeper.

    • CHEWY

      I agree..She must have one of those diseases where you age twice as fast. We should call her Benjamin Button, but um…in reverse. Oh nevermind…

    • ellie

      She looks like she has been “riden hard and put up wet” (as we say here in the west). Actually, she loooks as if she were at least 35+years old. You have to feel sorry for her…

  • curious

    my wife and i have discussed it, and not only does she look older than her mom, but she should be called “Brock” Hogan! BTW if you think i am being cruel, realize that thrusting herself into the limelight is why we are even addressing this…!

  • Jaybone

    Ugghhh…She’s a MAN bay-bee! Does this “girl” even OWN a mirror? Or a towel? To wipe off the torrent of man sweat pouring off his/her face?

  • Brooke

    She… needs to not use my name. I agree, let’s call her Brock from now on.

    HOLY SHIT, I thought that picture was of Linda and Hulk!!!! I thought “How weird that Brock isn’t in any of these pics– oh my god.” I’m 25 and I look 20 years younger than her.

  • Nameless

    That’s not Brooke on the left. These are before and after shots showing how Hulk has aged in the last 20 years.

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