Stories upon stories have been written about Demi Moore’s plastic surgery. The biggest one being the Daily Mail’s which alleged Demi spent $500,000 to make herself look younger touching up everything down to her saggy knees in a bid to get more film roles.

Speaking with French Marie Clare, Demi denies ever going under the knife. She says they’re all liars and their pants are on fire.

“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done,” she said, adding: “But I would never judge those who have.

“If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem.”

Moore went on to say that she disliked the idea of undergoing surgery “to hold up the ageing process.”

“It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.

“That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done,” she said.

“For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty.”

Whatever. You could shine a light on her breasts and read the serial numbers off of those implants. This is like Britney saying she never pigged out at a buffet in her life. It becomes less believable when those denials are issued while the gelato is still dribbling down her chins. Same with Demi Moore. It looks like someone ironed her face. It’s hard to believe someone’s never had plastic surgery when a 2-year-old has more wrinkles than them.