
Wondering how Jude Law swept Samantha Burke, the mother carrying his latest kid, off her feet? It was a whirlwind ride with trips to Paris, penthouse suites, fashion shows and shopping sprees. Just kidding. Jude picked her up on the street after the club he was at closed. He took her to dinner, then back to his hotel and they did it without a condom.
What a gentleman. He probably kicked her out right after he finished too. Didn’t even offer her a tissue. That’s how he rolls. If he got any classier, he’d be required by law to wear a top hat.
















