Now that he’s conquered Larry King, Chris Brown wants to conquer Oprah Winfrey. He’s speaking out about the domestic violence episode Oprah did which was “dedicated to all the Rihanna’s of the world.” Brown said,

“I commend Oprah on being like, ‘This is a problem,’ but it was a slap in my face,” Brown told People. “I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could’ve been more helpful, like, ‘OK, I’m going to help both of these people out.'”

Whoa, calm down there Kanye. One source said Chris Brown is “done” and “whatever goodwill he had, he’s totally ruined it by saying that. What was he thinking? And who the hell goes up against Oprah? It just shows he doesn’t think. No one is going to want him as the face of their brand.”

Winfrey verbally bitch-slapped Brown by responding, “Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school, but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs.”

Brown’s not going to find a lot of sympathy. People don’t take kindly to beating defenseless women. Unless it’s paid for. Plus, you don’t go up against the all mighty Oprah without some fallout. Oprah will eat you. Both literally and metaphorically. By this time tomorrow, don’t be surprised to find Chris Brown in a dumpster foraging for food after Oprah takes away all his sponsors.