Having quietly dated for the past year, Ottawa Senator hockey player Mike Fisher has proposed to Carrie Underwood. At a press conference on Monday, Fisher confirmed:
“It’s true,” he said. “We’re both obviously excited and very happy.”
In related news, if Carrie Underwood took Mike Fisher’s surname, she’d be known as Carrie Fisher aka the girl who played Princess Leia. Hoping to get the world exclusive report, I used cutting edge image manipulation to re-imagine what Carrie Underwood would look like had she played Princess Leia (up top). When I showed my masterpiece to a 5-year-old, he ran away screaming and crying. That’s right. Run away, boy. Just like you do with all your problems!
Ottawa! Not Ottowa.
I prefer Ottowa. It reminds me of otters.