Unlike Lindsay Lohan who brought a bunch of chicks to party on a yacht at St. Barths, Gwen Stefani brought her children. I believe that is an island party foul. Girls are required to bring more hot girls to this place to satisfy the island god. Gwen must pay penance. The god of St. Barths has dictated she must throw one of her children into the ocean and replace them with a really hot chick. Preferably one with loose morals who likes to get drunk and crazy and dance on tables. Hurry! The god of St. Barths demands it!
