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Someone here is delusional

By , 12:10 PM on Jan 28, 2010, 24 Comments

It’s widely assumed that is a size 0. Actually, if there was a size below 0, she’d be that. But Victoria has gone on record as saying she and wear the same size dresses. Beckham tells 10 magazine that “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore.” We are to assume that all Victoria Beckham’s dresses are made of highly stretchable elastic.

Giving a backhanded compliment, Beckham added, “Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!” Haha! Because J. Lo is so fat, you see, and Beckham is not.

Clearly one of these two ladies is mistaken. Let’s assume for a second that they do indeed wear the same size dresses and that the measurements these pieces of clothing are based off of are similar. Either Victoria can jump into her dress like a dolphin through a hoop or Jennifer Lopez is lying to herself and greasing her fat ass up in order to take a running start to try and fit in a size 0. You’d have an easier time pushing an elephant down a toilet.

Some better comparison pictures of Lopez here.

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  • Moon

    LOL! Totally agree! Obviously you can’t say that Victoria is the one who is delusional here – she was SURPRISED with the fact that J.LO, who is curvacious and voluptious and probaly 5 kilos heavier than her, would wear the same size of dresses as Posh who is TEN TIMES thinner and skinnier than J.Lo and hardly has any meat on her frame!

    Notice that J.Lo’s dresses sometimes always looked TOO TIGHT and a A SIZE TOO SMALL..maybe she thought with wearing a size 0 which meant for women like VB, it can help enhance her curves, which it sure did!

  • Bobby

    I dont think it matter’s how tight J.Lo’s dresses are, there is no way that she could fit into a size 0. The dress would instantly tear. J.Lo is 2 sizes (maybe 3 sizes without the spandex) bigger than VB, it would either tear or she just wouldn’t get it past her thighs. I don’t think VB is delusional, I just think she wishes she had the curves that J.Lo fortunately has.

    If VB concerntrated more on gaining some weight instead of fretting about what she looked like, she may actaully look good in the clothes that her stylist picks out for her daily!

  • KaY

    both ladies look great just different shapes..the dress prob fits both only filling it out in different ways..Jlo to the back..VB in the front..

  • superstar

    They both look great. I really have to wonder why Beckham made this statement? J Lo is clearly a 4, 6,8 depending on who made the dress,clothes. Although I am not into HUGE woman, I thin the press kills the fashion industry in terms of sales because, people are all sizes? sure we have preferences in what attracts us and that won’t chane, but for teh sake of reality, I personally see good things about all woman. I am lucky with my looks, but when a see a 23 yr. old girl liuke that Heidi chic doing what she did, i feel.. ? in shock,wonder and? I mean this sincerely, although it’s been said many ways,many times, let’s get real about people’s looks and celebrate what they do have that is attractive, instead of making mentally sub woman create robots of themselves.My personal fav is Scarlett Johanson, now that, is a heavenly body!

  • lo

    TAKE JENNY OVER POSH ANYTIME, WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

  • Tonia

    I don’t understand why you are making comments on how fat Jennifer is. She is not fat, she is just bigger that Victoria. It gets old hearing others pick on someone’s weight especially when there is nothing wrong with it. Jennifer is just a more curvy women than Victoria. Hollywood gives women a hard enough time when it comes to the weight issue. Do we really need to add to the problem?

    • lucyluca

      Most people(men) like Jlo better. Thin is NOT in and never should have been. Some women no matter how much they eat do NOT gain much weight. Being too thin can be unhealthy just like weighing too much! I should know, I am naturally a very small person! My grandma, mother, and sister all are petite! My mom is 57 and weighs 120 and thats the biggest(besides pregnacy) she has ever been! You have to learn to love who you are and it shows. I am lucky I found a husband(been married 11 years) who loves my little body!!

  • avi

    As a man i will never take VB over JLO, no way. VB look like a toothpick beside JLO the is a real woman.

    • lucyluca

      You do have to remember that is your opinion. I know men who would say the opposite!! Different strokes for different folks. I think a woman can be beutiful at any size.

  • lucyluca

    There is no way the two are the same size! However, I have worked in the fashion industry and one label’s size zero could be anothers size 4! European sizes are based on a whole different set of measurements than the US sizes. Someone who wears a size 4 here is probably a size 8 in France! Europe is way worse on “the skinny” than our country. I think both ladies look great. If you feel and act sexy, than you are. It is all in your own mind and usually you will come across as confident.

    • Martha

      The smallest size in France is a 34, which they say it is the equivalent of a US 2, but in reality is a US 0. In Britain a size US 0 is a 4….one thing we should consider is height, the taller a person is the bigger their size and that is due to their bone structure…If JLo is shorter than Posh by a couple of inches, then they can fit the same size!!!!!! but that does not mean that Posh and Jlo are at the same level of thinness :)

  • kk

    Based on the quote above, I think VB’s comments were taken out of context. She stated that women of different sizes can wear her clothing line. By saying she was wearing the same dress as JLo she was saying that a woman her size could wear the same model of dress as someone JLos size and both look good in it. I didn’t take that to mean it was physically the same dress. Just the same model.