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What an honor

5ft 7in Tom Cruise has been voted world’s sexiest short man by onepoll.com. The Sun says only 2,000 women were polled so, in actuality, this is more like world’s sexiest short man as voted on by an insignificant percentage of the world’s population. Regardless, the list is below if you’re interested.

1. Tom Cruise
2. Richard Hammond
3. Jamie Cullum
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. Mark Owen
6. James McAvoy
7. Michael Owen
8. Kelly Jones
9. Declan Donnelly
10. Robert Carlyle
11. Eiljah Wood
12. Seth Green
13. Prince
14. Noel

If I were on this list, I wouldn’t even acknowledge it. It would be like me taking the top spot for “Sexiest Men With Small Penises” or “Sexiest Men Who Cry Before, During and After Sex” or “Sexiest Men Who Prematurely Ejaculate”. Winning wouldn’t be so much as an honor as it would be a mark of shame. What would your acceptance speech be like for one of these things? Hyperventilating in a bag and then sobbing into your hands?

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Celia
Celia
14 years ago

Booo!!! That list is lame! Why is Daniel Radcliffe not on the list? He’s one sexy shorty!

Sona
Sona
12 years ago

I think he is actually handsome and hot.