"Damn you, woman!"Tiger Woods’ divorce is about to be finalized, if Radar is to believed, and the settlement for Elin Nordegren is approximately $750 million!
A source says, “They’ve agreed on all the major points. It’s all been worked out privately. Both Tiger and Elin are very close to finishing the negotiations and filing and signing the paperwork.”
Elin lives in a rented house approximately a mile away from Tiger in the Orlando area. At one point their marriage seemed back on track as Elin participated in Tiger’s sex addiction rehab therapy when the golfing great went for in-patient treatment.
But when Tiger announced his return to golf things grew very chilly between the couple. One source said Elin believed that Tiger was not sincere about changing his life.
“They don’t interact much at all anyone,” that source told RadarOnline.com. “The nannies take the kids back and forth between their houses. There’s virtually no conversation between Tiger and Elin but that’s an improvement from when all the conversation was angry.”
$750 million. I can’t even imagine that number. All I can imagine is a locked bank vault and Elin chuckling. I’d probably let Tiger bang me and get me pregnant for that kind of money. I’d even install a damn uterus inside me.
















