A day after the announcement that he and Courtney Cox were separating, David Arquette went on the Howard Stern show to talk about how he and Courtney haven’t had sex in five months and that he slept with Jasmine Waltz during their break.
David then apologized over Twitter for over-sharing. Later, there were rumors that David was trying to win Courtney back. Well, he sure has a funny way of doing it because he went on Howard Stern again.
He says that he and Courtney don’t have a prenup and he’s had sex with at least one more woman not named Jasmine since their split, an Australian blonde. David also admits he cried after sex. Celebrities. They’re just like us!
“I’m pretty sure I’m up sh**’s creek right now,” he said.
David also admitted he cried when having sex with someone other than his wife (presumably Jasmine) for the first time.
“After the first girl I slept with … a few days later … I was, like, crying,” he said. “It was the end of all the intimacy I shared with my wife. It was like a new thing. It was like … putting that away.”
Correction. Celebrities. They’re almost just like us! Whenever I cry it’s immediately after sex.
In related news, David Arquette did a sexy dance with a midget stripper. I’m not joking. Pictures at the Daily Mail.
They were tears of joy when he found out it was a tranny.
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