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The exact numbers of Tiger Woods’ payout to his ex Elin Nordegren has finally been revealed. $110 million. Even though the amount is huge, Elin isn’t an idiot and has become more frugal. She’s flying commercial and cutting back hours of employees. She’s learned from people like Denise Richards. A good idea because celebrities go through money like Jessica through buttered pancakes.

If this was Lindsay Lohan, by tomorrow she’ll have scored 200 pounds of cocaine and the world’s biggest rolled up dollar bill to snort it from.