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To everyone’s dismay, Kathy Griffin performed at VH1’s Divas Salute the Troops concert in a bikini last week. *Shivers*

Alright, admittedly my “Ahhhhh!” turned into just an “Ahh!” because her body isn’t that bad for a 70-year-old. But shouldn’t that be the case with the nip tucks she’s had.

Although, can’t this still be considered a declaration of war or an act of terrorism? I’m pretty sure America as a whole can now hunt her down and eliminate her with extreme prejudice.