Well, at least Amy Winehouse isn’t crawling around the floor drunk and trying to steal alcohol from people. Is it sad that that’s the best thing I can say about these photos of Amy wearing a bikini in Brazil? Hm, I think I can do better. How about, um, at least she isn’t dead? I mean, she lived way longer than anyone thought was possible. That’s something.
Um, de mortius nil nisi bonum
Sure I should be blabbing about this dame, of how she looks like crap, and probably smells of it, but guess what, I’m not that much better; I curse, I masturbate, sometimes I watch porn, I think dirty thoughts about vagina, I think dirty thoughts when I look at women—so how am I any different than this dame? Sure she lost her teeth, hell, I have no back teeth, and I brushed those buggas every day, and they’re still gone, so, how much better than she am I? Well she probably smells bad and is reprehensible, but to the Creator,… Read more »
Um, de mortius nil nisi bonum