Police Raid Charlie Sheen’s Home

Hot off the heels of the announcement of his one man show called My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option, police raided Charlie Sheen’s house today searching for firearms and ammunition. According to Brooke Mueller’s temporary restraining order against Charlie, he’s not supposed to be in possession of weapons. Police believed he may have violated the TRO after receiving a tip that Charlie threatened to harm himself with a firearm. Charlie, his lawyers and friends sat out back eating hamburgers while police conducted the raid.

But back to his one man show which was probably inspired by Conan O’Brien’s tour after he was fired. TMZ says there are only two confirmed dates right now, Detroit on April 2 and Chicago the next day. No other details have been released but expect the show to have a lot of gruelingly long nonsensical poetry readings and him repeating “WINNING”, “Tiger Blood”, “Chuck Lorre is a troll” and “Warlock” over and over again and waiting for applause that never comes.