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David Arquette Couldn’t Keep It in His Pants

Courtney Cox earlier said David Arquette tried to hit on her during a trip to Disney World with their six-year-old daughter Coco but she denied him. She recounted, “He did try to hit on me, he hit pretty hard and I said, ‘You don’t have the fast pass right now – not for that ride! He’s something else… we are separated and David is sober now.”

During a joint interview with David on Howard Stern, she reveals that may have been one of the problems in their marriage. Courtney claimed David constantly wanted sex. Talking about the Disney World incident, “It was early in the morning. This is one of our problems in our relationship. Whenever I would need consoling from David, he could not literally put his arm around me for one second without completely getting a boner … So [Disney World] just wasn’t the right time and I don’t want to confuse the issue. We’re going through a hard time.”

Can you blame the guy? Courtney Cox is hot. Even at 46. I get a boner by just looking at her on my monitor. If I ever got to have sex with her, I’d come so hard that she’d rocket up in the air about 100 feet as if she sat on Old Faithful.

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DavidH
DavidH
13 years ago

“Courtney claimed David constantly wanted sex” of course!! HE’S A GUY

Chewy
Chewy
13 years ago
Reply to  DavidH

Plus, you get the feeling she didn’t want it that much. Wow, just like a real marriage! Celebs are just like you and me.