Nic Cage Arrested for Domestic Violence

Nicolas Cage and his hair were arrested for domestic violence on Saturday morning after New Orleans police found him “heavily intoxicated” and arguing with his wife Alice Kim. The two were arguing over which apartment they were staying at. Nic said it was the one they were in front of. It wasn’t.

Sometime after, Cage started grabbing Kim’s arm and hitting cars before taunting a cop. He was arrested after refusing to get out of a taxi when asked by the police. In the end, he was booked and charged with domestic abuse, disturbing the peace and public drunkeness.

Witnesses say before he was arrested, Cage was in a tattoo parlor throwing his clothes around and demanding a tattoo. He told the employees to call the cops. Asked why, he said he didn’t remember where he lived.

I think observing a drunk Nic Cage would be amazing because he’d be acting like does in the freak out video below but with ten times the enthusiasm. If that were possible. Also, there’d be a lot of hair flipping and if Willow Smith has taught anything, hair flipping is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8&feature=player_detailpage