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Doug Hutchison, who you may remember as Percy in The Green Mile or if not, the leader of the DHARMA Initiative on Lost, married a 16-year-old aspiring country singer named Courtney Stodden this week. “How?!,” you may ask indignantly while staring at a copy of your police report.

Well, according to Clark County, Nevada law, 16-year-olds can marry legally with parental consent and, guess what, they got it. Says Stodden’s mother, “We are totally supportive of this marriage… Doug is a wonderful man and we love him.”

The catch is Courtney Stodden looks nowhere near 16 despite what she says. According to her modeling site discovered by Celebuzz, she’s “17” and 5’3” weight 96 lbs with a 36 inch bust and a 23 inch waist.

Whatever. The only way this girl is sixteen is if Doc Brown came back from the future to 1981 and replaced the hospital’s calendar with one from 1995.