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Katie Holmes spent Father’s Day weekend in a red bikini top and bright pink shorts in Miami with Suri Cruise. She also showed off what Suri Cruise did to her stomach while she was gestating in there. Instead of being all smooth and sexy like it was in The Gift, her stomach looks like when someone throws a pebble into a lake.

For her crimes, Suri Cruise should have her eyelids taped open and be forced to watch every episode of Dawson’s Creek.