The Blemish

Criss Angel Engaged

By , 3:45 PM on Sep 21, 2011, 27 Comments

, who’s miraculously cornered the market on douchey magicians, is engaged to Sandra Gonzalez. He surprised her in Cabo with a 5-carat diamond and platinum ring. Angel’s rep says, “The couple is ecstatic.”

Angel and Gonzalez met four years ago on the set of his series Mindfreak. Conveniently after he divorced his wife in 2006. Note that Angel hid the fact that he was married during the series to further his career. Because that’s what douche bags do. She appeared in two of his illusions and was credited as “Criss’s Girl.”

In November 2008, Criss began dating Holly Madison. That relationship ended a year later. I’m not sure where Sandra fits into this timeline but my best guess would be in a box with a secret trap door where he keeps all his side pieces.

Up top is Criss Angel and a girl credited as Jennifer White but who may actually be in Mexico at the end of August.

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  • depl

    yeah OKAYYY criss angel…this is really gonna last let me tell ya! she is entirely too young and they look ridiculous together. im willing to bet they will grow to find they have nothing in common in the long run. in any case..you know how when you look at two people and can tell they fit or compliment one another? yeah not happening here. it looks like father and daughter…gross! she’s only 21-22 yrs old and he’s about to be 44 and has been seeing her off and on for 4 yrs now (do the math lol.) she’s not much older than his niece. LIKE A TURD IN A PUNCHBOWL this one is but thanks for patronizing the general public and the fans. i love you but sorry this is just…yuck

  • AmyBat

    Criss may marry her, but he will still have his select ‘loyals’ on the side, just as he has done since the days in the basement of the WWE restaurant.

  • http://www.facebook.com/versifier146 Jessica Sobonya

    Jennifer White?! LOL where in the world do you get your information? That is Sandra. And, Criss and Sandra weren’t in Mexico at the end of August – they were in Mexico the first full week of September because BeLIEve was dark then. #factchecking #tryitsometime

    • http://theblemish.com The Blemish

      I say Jessica White because that’s what the photo agency credited her as. As you can read, I said it’s probably Sandra.

  • http://www.facebook.com/versifier146 Jessica Sobonya

    And, also, Criss and Holly dated for a mere four months, not “a year” as you imply by saying their relationship ended “a year later.” It was also never a secret that Criss was married to JoAnn, despite the fact that she was called “Criss’ Girl” in a few episodes. Anyone who bothered to scratch the surface of their relationship would easily find out that Criss and JoAnn were married at that time.

  • Mari Elizabeth

    It won’t last and wonder if they’ll have a child together since he loves children.

  • Shame

    Criss get your money saved for your divoice number 2.

  • Spotlight

    Criss Angel will do anything to get his name out there.  Sadly for him his live show isn’t doing well.  No real woman over the age of 30 wants to be with h itim at the moment.  What better way to get attention is to marry the child he has been dating.  He knows that will create talk and that is all he is interested in.  It is apparent that people over the age of 30 see what a fool and what a mistake he is making.  From reading around the only ones who are for this joke of a marriage is his “loyal fans” and think about that for a moment.  His loyal fans are all under the age of 25 years old.
     
    I hope he wakes up before he is in court again and trust me that will happen.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mimi-Jenkins-Whitney/100000042135601 Mimi Jenkins Whitney

    I find it a little disturbing that his tits look bigger than hers.

  • Gospel

    Criss’ oldest daughter is named Joann,  after her mother, Criss’ ex-wife.  She’s sitting beside his mother in Buried Alive.  Criss’ ex is sitting on the other.   She favors Criss and his mother.  Criss’ youngest daughter, also named Dimitra, and goes by Demi is the terrified looking child with full eyebrows and chestnut hair screaming directly prior to the Cement Block Drop.  She favors her uncle JD.  She’s also the young girl with dark nail polish wiping away tears during his Cremation..  That is post her plucking her eyebrows, which now, makes her favor her mother.   As the truth unfolds, the youngest girl is, in reality, JD’s biological daughter.  Yes, Criss’ ex-wife tried to seduce ALL of the men in Criss’ family.  These are facts that Criss and his PR reps constantly lie about.  Sandra has been in the picture during Criss’ first marriage, post the first marriage, and, in between Veronica Grabowski, Giselle Diaz and Holly Madison.  Because she grew up with Criss’ and JD’s daughters.  JD’s wife’s family adopted Sandra when she was an infant.  Criss has been grooming this girl, as pedophiles tend to do, for several years prior to their supposed “meeting”.  The truth is ugly concerning Criss’ criminal tendencies.  Sandra has been enamoured with Criss since she was a toddler.  Criss has no moral compass.  Criss behaves as if he has forgotten everything that he was taught during his upbringing   

  • Derek

    Aw man Criss Angel used to be my dog now he is just a pig. Cant respect a man marrying a girl young enough to be his daughter. That is just so wrong on so many levels.

  • Criss is making a mistake

    WHY??? Would Criss Angel want to marry again especially such a young kid?

  • Bella

    Divoice number two on the way.  Doesn’t criss realize she is only 21 years old.  She didn’t grow up yet.

    • Christina kittrell

      I know right! Criss engages to a little 21 yr old! Omg! He doesn’t knw how to find a real woman! :( soon he will relize when he spends 2yrs with her that he’s made a huge mastake an want to divorce her! I mean CMON……….a 21 yr old girl and a 43 yr old grown man! That is just illegal in so many levels! Ugh! Criss why?????? Get engaged to someone that is at ur age!

  • Beth Larosa

    Sorry Criss I must turn away from you.  You used to be the man but now I only see a fool.  Watching you with this 21 year old kid makes me think you have serious issues.
    Good luck to you.  I hope it works out.

  • YAWN YAWN YAWN

    Criss Angel has taken on Sandra’s personality BORING.Criss has become a complete bore since dating boring little Sandra.

  • Mike

    Sandra?  I thought that was his daughter.

  • Boring Couple

    Has anybody else notice how boring Criss has become since being with Sandra? What a boring couple they are!

  • Camen

    HELLO Criss your g/f is a child.

  • Anakaz

    people you know a lot about these two  WOW,can not know everything!!why no one criticizes Hugh Hefner? He also likes young girls.Criss may need young, fresh subscription relationship with a girl you know Sandra?might be a nice girl, and feel great with each other.can be emotionally mature— Criss childish and met in the middle of the road.criss knows what he’s doing!!!women his age are already planning ahead, beset by his personality and she gives him a holiday forever!

  • Sad for CA

    I used to love Criss Angel but now I’m 2 embrassed to look at him and his future high school girl bride.  Sad he can’t find a woman and needs a girl only 3 years out of high school.

  • Tom

    Criss Angel loves children that is why he is marrying one.

  • I STILL BELIEVE

    I still believe that Criss Angel will be strong enough to get over this 21 year old girl and move on with a real relationship with a real woman.
    I am hoping it is just a mid-life crisis for him and he wakes up soon and sees what we all in see in the funny looking romance.

  • I STILL BELIEVE

    I still believe that Criss Angel will be strong enough to get over this 21 year old girl and move on with a real relationship with a real woman.
    I am hoping it is just a mid-life crisis for him and he wakes up soon and sees what we all in see in the funny looking romance.

  • George

    Sandra is a teenager.

  • George F

    Criss Angel’s  wedding will take place after Sandra graduates High School in about a year.