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Orlando Bloom Proposed to Katy Perry Who Probably Said Yes

Last I heard from Orlando Bloom, he was using his dick as a propeller to push Katy Perry around Italy. But then they broke up and he started dating Nina Dobrev. Or was he sleeping with random waitresses and getting them fired? I’m not sure, but eventually they got back together and here we are 2 years later with Bloom proposing to Perry.

Bloom popped the question during a private dinner on Valentine’s Day, Perry’s favorite holiday because yay consumerism. Afterward, Bloom surprised Perry with a party with 30 of her closest friends in a private penthouse in Downtown LA. Which seems like an exorbitant amount of friends. Is that even possible to have 30 close friends? Or even 30 friends? Or even friends?

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