Courtney Stodden Molests Santa Claus | The Blemish

Courtney Stodden Molests Santa Claus

By on December 19, 2011
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and are the new Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Both couples desperately crave attention and both couples are dumb as rocks. The only thing Courtney has going over Heidi is she’s 17 and has the potential to be hot if she’d stop dressing like a 30-year-old Vegas whore.

Anyway, the two decided to setup a dirty Christmas scene in north LA. Doug dressed as Santa while Courtney stripped down to a bikini and sat in his lap. At one point, Courtney asked if she could slide down Santa’s chimney. Santa said “any time.”

Did… did Doug Hutchison just agree to butt sex?

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  • Yup!

    #1) No one can beat Spencer’s douchy-ness.  #2) Doug is my hero getting the parents permission to marry and bang their daughter!

  • SOS

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    Santa took one look at her — pointed — then shouted …”HOE!…HOE!…HOE!… THAT’S YOU COURTNEY… HOE!…HOE!…HOE!
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    Seriously — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior.
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    She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later..
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    She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.
    ———-­———-­———-­–.
    Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-nigh­t bathroom-stall’ baby of … late televangel­ist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.
    Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –- especiall­y ‘around the eyes’. LOL.
    .

  • Better Path

    Courtney has a nice body for now.  Terrible over-acting like cheap porn, but I presume it was intentional?  That aside, they are targeting the wrong audience, she is dramatically over sexual for the general prude conservative audience of the mainstream media.  She looks & behaves perfect for Hustler or Penthouse who ‘celebrate’ Female’s naked body and sex.  But doing ‘outrageous’ dress up photo op’s with standard tabloid exposure will ultimately get her nowhere, she is in LA, so just wait till she is 18 go do some Penthouse or Hustler then run your own pay for porn site.  Makes more sense.  Also, Courtney, the arm band is cute maybe once, not every day, and don’t wear push up bras because not all guys like big fake looking breasts, now natural is way more popular, any bimbo can buy fake boobs, they’re a dime a dozen.

  • Marlakapoor

    Someone please tell me that he’s not the real Santa …too gross…nightmares for ever !