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While Ke$ha has become irrelevant as quickly as pogs did, that doesn’t mean she’s going quietly into the night with her dignity intact. No, sir. Early Wednesday, Ke$ha tweeted a photo of herself peeing in the street. She captioned it ever so eloquently, “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.”

A couple of reasons why the police won’t even bother with this. One, you can’t see her face. Two, you can’t tell if she’s actually peeing. It’s not like this idiot who posted a photo of himself siphoning gas from a cop car.

In fact, the most newsworthy part of this story is the photo was posted with a BlackBerry. A BlackBerry? Who uses those anymore?