The only thing that ran through my mind when looking at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s white goatee was “please let him be preparing to film a follow-up to Tim Allen’s Santa Clause 3.” Not that that’s something I want to see, but it’ll be funny when he can’t shave it off for three months after everyone starts telling him it looks sort of ridiculous.
Guatemalan maids everywhere are swooning over Arnie’s new looks.
Arnold would be huger and fatter than Tim Allen as Santa Cluse.