Kristen Stewart Cheated on Robert Pattinson With a Married Director

Now that the Twilight series is coming to an end it’s time to shatter the illusions of thousands of Twihards who were obsessed with life imitating art. Namely Bella living happily ever after with Edward which has actually been going pretty well. Until now.

New reports by both PEOPLE and Us Magazine allege Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with Stewart’s Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. Sanders is married with two kids.

The hookup happened recently and was supposedly a one time thing. “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.” Drinking expired milk is a bad choice. Letting your married with two kids director stick his wiener in you is a little more egregious.

Reps for Sanders could not be reached and reps for Stewart had no comment. Meanwhile, reps for all the Twilight message boards let out a collective “Noooooo!” before booking an appointment to laser off the Bella and Edward wedding tattoo on their backs.

Update: The pictures of Rupert and Kristen “making out like crazy.” Also, Rupert’s wife deleted her Twitter after tweeting “WOW.” What a gigantic loss to the Twitter world.