Kanye West Has a Sex Tape Being Shopped Around

Before Kanye West started dating Kim Kardashian, he made a sex tape of him pounding out an 18-year-old and as you can guess, it’s now being shopped around. Now Kanye is crying about it. He literally almost broke down in tears when he found out.

Radar says the 20 minute long tape was shot in a hotel room with a Kim Kardashian look-a-like who, at the beginning, actually states she’s 18. She also claims she’s married and that “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!” Mm hmm, whatever lies she wants to tell herself I guess.

They go on to say Kanye never kisses her and it’s just straight sex and that he knows the cameras are there because it’s clear he set them up.

Being as narcissistic as he is, I’d have thought Kanye would love if his sex tape leaked. So much so that he’d throw screening parties for it at his mansion and then do a scene by scene analysis. “See? Right there!,” he’d say. “Watch this. This is what I call the Double Kanye Surprise.”