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Turns out Brandi Glanville doesn’t like it when LeAnn Rimes calls Brandi’s children “her boys.” Women. Always getting so uppity when their ex’s new wife claims their children as her own. It’s like they don’t want their kids thinking new mom is their real mom or something. Weird.

Us Weekly talked to Brandi who’s still pissed about LeAnn saying that she was flying out with “my boys” last week. She had a lot to say. It was mostly complaining that the only way she can talk to Eddie Cibrian is through Twitter and LeAnn being a bad parent letting her kids ride bikes without helmets. Blah blah blah. Whatever, right? Well, one interesting thing that she mentioned is LeAnn Rimes’ addiction to laxatives.

Mason, my eldest, ate some of Le’s candies and got extremely ill. And Le’s candies are laxatives. It was a big f-cking deal for me, and I lost my mind. Mason told me about it, and then Eddie’s assistant, who was working for me at the time, also told me about it out of concern for my children. I emailed, emailed, called, called — no answers. Couldn’t even discuss it. He refuses to even be in the same room as me. He can’t have a parent-teacher conference if I’m there. I don’t know how to do this when I can’t talk to the father of my children and his new wife. I don’t know what to do.

LeAnn has a severe eating disorder. She has [a laxative] in every purse. Mason found one on the floor and thought it was a Skittle! They don’t keep sugar in the house. He thought he finally found candy! He gets extremely sick, and that freaks me the f–k out.

When she said that, the first thing that popped into my head was LeAnn just sh*tting everywhere. On the carpet, the driveway, the middle of a boutique and, OH MY GOD, HOW DID YOU GET IT ON THE CEILING?!