Ke$ha’s song Gold Trans Am was originally about her gold Trans Am but somehow turned into an ode to her vagina. Oh and she wrote the song with her mother. So edgy!
“It began as a song about my car, which is a gold Trans Am, and it works about 40 per cent of the time. I don’t have another car because I love that one so much. But then like all great pop it became a metaphor for something else – my pussy.”
But before anyone asks if her vagina is like a clapped-out-motor, the ‘Tik Tok’ singer added: “My vagina is in tip top working order. Valeted and souped-up and working 100 per cent of the time.” NME
That’s impressive considering how much mileage a Trans Am must have logged over the years. So, when the odometer rolls back to zero, does that mean Ke$ha is a virgin again?
The first thing that popped into my mind was the McDonald’s song for the new fish McBites…”fishy, fishay…”
Need smell-o-vision.